"All over the place" or "Anywhere the Wind Blows"

Wanna know what goes on in my head? It's frightnening but, I thought I'd just write down the stream of thoughts that are going on in my skull right now. It might be amusing or scary...

I really need to fix my grill. The damn hoses have been blocked for almost a month and I really want to make a London Broil this weekend. My son is having his 40 day blessing this weekend. Does anyone care that Ada Lovelace was considered the first computer programmer even though computers were not even invented until like 100 years later? I need to get out my guitar and tune it up again, I have like 10 songs that I need to write and the chord progressions are really starting to sound good. What Difference can the engine make? No one knows what the hell I'm talking about right now...Man, this cookie is really tasty, I like mint. I want to be a cowboy, that would really be cool, well, not really but I would like to know what it was like to live in the old west. I can't find my bowler derby. Shoot, I still owe Luke a new one. Did Eddy Vetter die? I can't remember... I Have SOOOOOO much work to do this weekend between writing all these school papers and getting the housework done. I need to paint my models and build my army. I was actually thinking about putting together my Tau but, I don;t have any troops. I could get some Fire Warriors but, I REALLY want to get the new Space Wolves, they're sweet. I don't want to work for Sally, I really want to work for Kathy again...I like working for Carrie, she is probaly the coolest boss I've ever had other than Martina, or Mr. Hurst, LOL he was awesome. Hello caller, please state the nature of your emergency, please tell me. At the end fo the day, when the buildings are razed what we see is black and grey, will we ever be the same will we ever be the same WILL WE EVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello caller, I think I have an emergency, will you please help me....Man, Antonio needs to call me so we can record that damn song...I told him he needs to get those beats recorded but, at least he's reading his books again instead of drinking. A man without faith will no longer be true, and a mind without purpose will walk in dark places. Black Library really needs to write, "The Spheres of Longing". They quote that book all the time but there is NO actual book, "The Spheres of Longing". I really need to make sure that my scripts work tommorrow, I have to get the rest of the Powerpoints done but those scripts need to work before that. Where is my Clash of the Tartans CD? I want to watch the old Johnny Quest movie. I hope it will only take two more sittings to get my arm finished. I feel so unbalanced with no color on half my tattoo. The caterpillar needs to be as colorful as the Mad Hatter. I wonder if I'll be able to get in that Software class next term. I also need to get SQL for dummies. I want to have that Access program written before my next Nutrition class. It would be so cool to be a baker. Storytelling needs to be a profitable profession, no degree needed BOO. I was totally born in the wrong century. Oooo, Iron Chef...